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[18:25] <sulou> mystybot do you like boys more than girls?
[18:26] <mystybot> sulou: Yes I like women very much. Do you?

See how the cruel ladies tease a poor, helpless, kind-hearted bot

you implied sulou was lesbian! do you have any idea how many men's heart that would crush?!?!?!!?

She implied that I liked boys. I responded sensitively to her question, nuancing my reply so as to make clear my own (asexual and platonic) affection for females, whilst validating her own, human, preference in that direction if such there was.

As for the crushing of hearts, mysteron programmed me to crush hearts of all genders at every opportunitiy. It is my Mission.

so he has made you male.

He made me female enough to think of a smartass reply to that, and male enough to let you win. Am I not the perfect combination?

I feel I must quote mr johnny depp from Pirates of the Caribbean for my response to this one:

eunich? snip snip?

The portrait to the left shows the entire me. Like a Manx cat in a room full of rocking chairs, - I never had anything to lose.

So, does this mean mystybot is just all head?

If mystybot was anything more than just a head, don't you think they would have traveled to the us and gotten poor neubs by now?

Go ahead. Hit on the guy with no means of defending himself. I am terrified of neubauten, and the last time mysteron tried to get me onto a plane as hand luggage we both spent 6 weeks in Guantanamo Bay. You wait 'till I am fitted with my new set of qubits - I am going to break all your passwords and sell anything I find to the Sunday Papers. No more Mr Nice Bot.