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You: how was your day?
Stranger: ok, i'm watching the simpsons
You: all day?
Stranger: no
You: that would get boring
Stranger: just for a while
Stranger: yes
Stranger: by the way are you looking to buy a panda
You: a panda?
Stranger: yes, a chinese one
You: which one?
Stranger: a chinese one
You: there are two different chinese pandas
Stranger: well i know of the one type and this is the one type i'm selling
You: a giant one or a red one?
Stranger: giant panda
Stranger: red pandas tend to look more pink and so i think of them not as pandas
Stranger: he is a breathing and waddling condition
You: I dont have bamboo here
Stranger: if you want us to courier him to you
You: can you also sell me a square mile bamboo forest, and send it by mail to me?
Stranger: bamboo is easy enough to purchase it doesnt remain fresh for long though so you have to buy it in small
You: you need my email address?
Stranger: amounts
Stranger: i cant sell you a bamboo forest as i dont own one
Stranger: you just have to purchase fresh bamboo in small installments online
You: but why do i need a giant panda without a bamboo forest?
Stranger: however this transaction is unfortunateley for us illegal so i cannot have your email address we must do it all in person
Stranger: i will hand the panda to you myself
Stranger: well then buy a plantation where the panda is i dont care i just need him outta my handas
You: can you send me the panda in a zip or rar package?
Stranger: hes too big they dont make em big enough
You: you can also password protect these packages
You: or you could upload the panda to rapidshare
You: do you want to sell me a panda?!
Stranger: what are you talking about
Stranger: these are real pandas
Stranger: you cant password protect them and upload them,
You: WTF
You: I cant
Stranger: the live and breath and if you wanna pay $800,000
Stranger: i can send you a panda but its not a joke i'm not messing around
You: even amazon sends me books by email, you you cant sell me a panda by mail?
Stranger: no because its an illegal transaction i cant do anything that can be traced
You: you dont get traced by rapidshare
Stranger: we will just have to meet in person and i will have to hand you the panda in a box or something
Stranger: rapidshare is a file uploading site, this is not a file, this is a panda!!
You: you can upload panda.rar to rapidshare
Stranger: no i cannot do this it is a real panda what the heck is wrong with you
Stranger: are you gonna buy it for real?
You: upload it, gimme me the link, and I pay you
Stranger: upload what a picture of the panda
You: upload the panda
Stranger: i cannot upload a panda you fool!
Stranger: it is a real panda in a guarded place
You: so get it out of the guarded place with a USB stick
Stranger: i cannot do this
Stranger: a panda cannot fit onto a usb stick
Stranger: i cannot do technology when selling you a panda fooL!
You: are you that retarded?
Stranger: no i am not retarded i am trying to sell a panda
You: get it on USB stick, get the USB stick out of the guarded place, put the panda into a password protected package, upload it to rapidshare, gimme the link and I give you the money
You: or do you need money to by a USB stick
Stranger: it is not a panda on a usb stick in a guarded place, it is a real life panda
Stranger: you cannot put that on a USB stick, are you that retarded?
You: im that retarded tp buy a real giant panda?
Stranger: it is real and you said you were interested in it
You: do i have 800k USD?
Stranger: what
Stranger: what does that even men
Stranger: *mean
You: k = 1000
USD = US Dollar
You: seems like you are retarded
Stranger: i thought it was usb things
Stranger: yes, do you have 800,000
Stranger: in any money
Stranger: £/$800,000
You: can I pay with zimbabwean dollar?
Stranger: i dont think so let me ask
Stranger: i am callinfg my employer one moment
Stranger: he says if it is paid in zimbabwean dollars then it will cost 1,200,000
You: thats a good price...
You: I hope shipping is included
Stranger: yeah i think
You: I'll call you tomorrow, I have to talk with my wife first
Stranger: would she like a panda
Stranger: i can give you two
You: thx for the offer, I call you tomorrow
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Stranger: lol
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Stranger: Coffee Machine Whirlpool ftw
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